He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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