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  • Moms: the best cover-ups for murder.

    Submitted by nbj777 on Sep 28, 10 at 3:09pm
  • you didn't get slapped? she didnt leave you? rather she went and got cleaning supplies??? you Fucking lucky bastard

    Submitted by brownthug on Sep 29, 10 at 3:53am
    • Actually this was the text I sent my best friend after sleeping with her in my parents guest room while housesitting. Apparently My mom has a good nose for sexsmell, and that room doesn't air out properly!

      Submitted by Butterballa on Sep 29, 10 at 4:33am
  • You all are clearly missing the point. He OBVIOUSLY was eating fish on his bed and some of the juices so happened to spill.

    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 29, 10 at 12:34am
  • Smelled of cat food and ass, did it?

    Submitted by Led_Head on Sep 28, 10 at 5:02pm
  • dude u gotta stop takin shits in ur closet..

    Submitted by Buskus on Sep 28, 10 at 9:40pm
  • you need to stop eating sushi in bed.

    Submitted by burnt921 on Sep 28, 10 at 6:51pm
  • stop hiding your dead kitty below your bed for God's sake

    Submitted by canonymous on Sep 28, 10 at 3:05pm