Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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