Kiss
Puke
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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