Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I have aggressive nipples.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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