i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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