Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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