I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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