Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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