I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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