I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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