Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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The business will always be in the red.
It can turn your period into an exclamation point!!!
If you set it up to utilize blood as ink you could sell millions! /s
Also it should be named the Tam-Pen.
How about a rolling pin tampon?
Fucking smart! I'll start making it!