I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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