Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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