You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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