i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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