Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
they need to just BURY HIM!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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