ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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