Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??