whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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