About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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