Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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