I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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