i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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