I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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