why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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