We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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