My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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At first I thought this was sexual, then it hit me she probably meant assholes. Poor chick.
This is my dream world!!
Weird mental image in my head now
Maybe it's time to bat for the other team.
Simple solution= just DP them both!!
"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!!!"
I took a bio class in college - pretty sure that's not how it works