We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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