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  • Your dad wants you to pee in his mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:43am
  • Keeping it real in my neighborhood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:04pm
  • Try token a bowl and whippets with your boss, in the walk in-fridge!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:41pm
  • Well....you sure Failed this Text.....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 2, 10 at 2:27pm
  • If only your dad was as chill as mine and bought you your weed.

    Submitted by apoff on Feb 2, 10 at 3:31pm
  • best chance to beat a random is to drink water until you are peeing clear

    Submitted by bsitz on Feb 2, 10 at 2:39pm
  • If your rents are kcking you out you can come live with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:50am
  • DUDE!! that shit happened to me.... all I have to say is bleach bleach bleach & water that piss down!!!

    Submitted by random_manl on Feb 3, 10 at 7:11pm
  • I've blazed with one of my friends parents before. Yup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:23pm
  • aw :(

    Submitted by zeelion on Feb 2, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:24am
  • Yeah 908, make me proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:16am
  • 4:45 is right. Unless u are an avid smoker, chances that u fail when high are minor. That's some of the only drug tests I've passed is when I was blown up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:41pm
  • If you drink a bunch of water right before a test the test will just come back diluted and it will be a false positive anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:55pm
    • Wrong....got through probation by diluting my piss. The tests they send out to the lab are the only ones that will show up diluted. The ones where they do it right in front of you are easily fooled....add some vitamin B so you pee yellow....bang got through 2 years of probation

      Submitted by bsitz on Feb 2, 10 at 3:20pm
      • and btw.....if his dad game him the pee test 99 percent sure hes not sending it to a lab...and i meant take some vitamin b pills....not add it to the sample

        Submitted by bsitz on Feb 2, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Damn. IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:18pm
  • 923 sweeeet I blaze with my dad every day, you're not that cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:29am
  • Yeah.. about that. If you were clean before you smoked, you have a good 2 hours before the THC will get into your pee. :/

    Submitted by lpop402 on Feb 2, 10 at 4:45pm
  • In Nazi occupied France... The only ones who failed piss tests were the blacks... -inglorious basterd...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:29pm
  • We've all been there. Just tell him and save the $30

    Submitted by stikybriches on Mar 25, 11 at 1:01am
  • You should have made a colored person pee in the cup for you - Soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Hello

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:16pm
  • Haha I go go my probation office stoned as a mofucka an I pass everytime . Freak of nature or just realy lucky ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:23pm
  • Squirrel!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:26pm
  • That sucks! ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:55pm
  • I fail drug tests always. Nothing works ever even if I don't smoke for mad long thc refuses to leave my body

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Yeah as long as prep before hand you should be straight. I was blazed before a hair test and passed with flying colors!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:29pm
  • You're one of the smartest people I've met... Not -soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:17pm
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