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  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:43am

    Your dad wants you to pee in his mouth

  • 72 71
    Submitted by apoff on Feb 2, 10 at 3:31pm

    If only your dad was as chill as mine and bought you your weed.

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:04pm

    Keeping it real in my neighborhood

  • 61 69
    Submitted by random_manl on Feb 3, 10 at 7:11pm

    DUDE!! that shit happened to me.... all I have to say is bleach bleach bleach & water that piss down!!!

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:23pm

    I've blazed with one of my friends parents before. Yup.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:16am

    Yeah 908, make me proud!

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:41pm

    Try token a bowl and whippets with your boss, in the walk in-fridge!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by bsitz on Feb 2, 10 at 2:39pm

    best chance to beat a random is to drink water until you are peeing clear

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 2, 10 at 2:27pm

    Well....you sure Failed this Text.....

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:24am

  • 62 80
    Submitted by lpop402 on Feb 2, 10 at 4:45pm

    Yeah.. about that. If you were clean before you smoked, you have a good 2 hours before the THC will get into your pee. :/

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:55pm

    If you drink a bunch of water right before a test the test will just come back diluted and it will be a false positive anyway

    • 47 78
      Submitted by bsitz on Feb 2, 10 at 3:20pm

      Wrong....got through probation by diluting my piss. The tests they send out to the lab are the only ones that will show up diluted. The ones where they do it right in front of you are easily fooled....add some vitamin B so you pee yellow....bang got through 2 years of probation

      • 59 74
        Submitted by bsitz on Feb 2, 10 at 3:21pm

        and btw.....if his dad game him the pee test 99 percent sure hes not sending it to a lab...and i meant take some vitamin b pills....not add it to the sample

  • 62 81
    Submitted by zeelion on Feb 2, 10 at 2:17pm

    aw :(

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:50am

    If your rents are kcking you out you can come live with me

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:29pm

    In Nazi occupied France... The only ones who failed piss tests were the blacks... -inglorious basterd...

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:41pm

    4:45 is right. Unless u are an avid smoker, chances that u fail when high are minor. That's some of the only drug tests I've passed is when I was blown up

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:55pm

    That sucks! ....

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:29am

    923 sweeeet I blaze with my dad every day, you're not that cool.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:18pm

    Damn. IT.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:19pm

    You should have made a colored person pee in the cup for you - Soviet Russian 

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:16pm

    Hello

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:29pm

    Yeah as long as prep before hand you should be straight. I was blazed before a hair test and passed with flying colors!

  • 36 55
    Submitted by stikybriches on Mar 25, 11 at 1:01am

    We've all been there. Just tell him and save the $30

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:26pm

    Squirrel!

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:56pm

    I fail drug tests always. Nothing works ever even if I don't smoke for mad long thc refuses to leave my body

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:17pm

    You're one of the smartest people I've met... Not -soviet Russian 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:23pm

    Haha I go go my probation office stoned as a mofucka an I pass everytime . Freak of nature or just realy lucky ?