considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Your dad wants you to pee in his mouth
Keeping it real in my neighborhood
Try token a bowl and whippets with your boss, in the walk in-fridge!
Well....you sure Failed this Text.....
If only your dad was as chill as mine and bought you your weed.
best chance to beat a random is to drink water until you are peeing clear
If your rents are kcking you out you can come live with me
DUDE!! that shit happened to me.... all I have to say is bleach bleach bleach & water that piss down!!!
I've blazed with one of my friends parents before. Yup.
Yeah 908, make me proud!
4:45 is right. Unless u are an avid smoker, chances that u fail when high are minor. That's some of the only drug tests I've passed is when I was blown up
If you drink a bunch of water right before a test the test will just come back diluted and it will be a false positive anyway
Wrong....got through probation by diluting my piss. The tests they send out to the lab are the only ones that will show up diluted. The ones where they do it right in front of you are easily fooled....add some vitamin B so you pee yellow....bang got through 2 years of probation
and btw.....if his dad game him the pee test 99 percent sure hes not sending it to a lab...and i meant take some vitamin b pills....not add it to the sample
923 sweeeet I blaze with my dad every day, you're not that cool.
Yeah.. about that. If you were clean before you smoked, you have a good 2 hours before the THC will get into your pee. :/
In Nazi occupied France... The only ones who failed piss tests were the blacks...
We've all been there. Just tell him and save the $30
You should have made a colored person pee in the cup for you
- Soviet Russian
Haha I go go my probation office stoned as a mofucka an I pass everytime . Freak of nature or just realy lucky ?
I fail drug tests always. Nothing works ever even if I don't smoke for mad long thc refuses to leave my body
That sucks! ....
Yeah as long as prep before hand you should be straight. I was blazed before a hair test and passed with flying colors!
You're one of the smartest people I've met... Not