You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Two words: nipple clamps
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