i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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