He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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