When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
tell me about the fingering
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