Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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