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  • 44 20
    Submitted by haylieee on Oct 24, 12 at 1:22pm

    What man drinks hypnotiq?

    • 27 24
      Submitted by CajeKraze on Oct 25, 12 at 2:47pm

      Mixed with Hennessy, it's called an Incredible Hulk. Awesome drink. Hypnotiq alone is a girl drink but is tasty in a pinch

  • 49 33
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 24, 12 at 11:58am

    You're one of those vanilla people aren't you?

    • 32 15
      Submitted by ck24 on Oct 24, 12 at 12:57pm

      So I am assuming one of the chocolate people would spread her cheeks and let the liquor flow?

      • 32 22
        Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 24, 12 at 3:44pm

        That's not what vanilla means.

        • 30 22
          Submitted by notsodiva on Oct 24, 12 at 4:23pm

          ^ What he said.

          • 23 21
            Submitted by porksword on Oct 24, 12 at 9:59pm

            If you don't know what a vanilla is, you are one.

            • 27 19
              Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 25, 12 at 6:42am

              I didn't know what it ment until I looked it up...it means boring. Never heard that slang before.

              • 24 16
                Submitted by Donotdiscard on Oct 25, 12 at 10:03am

                I heard it from that horrible book of 50 shades...

                • 29 18
                  Submitted by porksword on Oct 25, 12 at 10:14am

                  It's a swinger term.

  • 47 30
    Submitted by tribladetheory on Oct 24, 12 at 1:31pm

    oh just run a baby wipe down the crack and make his day. who knows, he may stay down there and give your puss some lovins

  • 44 30
    Submitted by corrond56 on Oct 24, 12 at 11:44am

    let him, its not hurting you. just don't kiss him after.

  • 37 18
    Submitted by CA_Avocado on Oct 24, 12 at 2:27pm

    Does this happen a lot in New Jersey? I don't understand the connection.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 24, 12 at 11:58am

    How big is your ass that, that's possible?

    • 33 24
      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 24, 12 at 12:05pm

      Picture an ice luge Peach. Btw how's the hand?

      • 38 14
        Submitted by ck24 on Oct 24, 12 at 1:00pm

        Peach are you still looking for some type of sympathetic attention on this site? lol goddamn get a job

        • 34 18
          Submitted by notsodiva on Oct 24, 12 at 2:23pm

          You are the one that needs a job dude. You post as much as she does and its all Peach bashing... I really think you are just jealous or you are an imature fanboy that thinks bullying is a way to show affection.

        • 29 21
          Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 25, 12 at 12:04am

          No, they asked. I haven't even mentioned anything off topic on purpose to try to stop the drama.

      • 24 25
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 24, 12 at 11:59pm

        Hand is healing :) thanks for asking.

        • 28 23
          Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 25, 12 at 1:01am

          No problem. Glad it's healing. :-)

          • 29 18
            Submitted by hrselftheelf on Oct 27, 12 at 10:45pm

            ha. cannabislector. good name.

  • 26 23
    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 25, 12 at 2:46am

    Hand is fucked up. Types just fine. Spend a lot of time one-handing the keys in late night chatrooms back in the 90s? Is that how this works?

    • 33 21
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 25, 12 at 6:08am

      If you spiteful fuckers left me alone I wouldnt comment so much but since you asked, I'm using the mobile app and voice to text.

      • 28 18
        Submitted by wagner220 on Oct 25, 12 at 2:05pm

        Technology, its a thing.