i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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