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  • stupidest thought ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:30am
  • get an eye patch and put it on when you start drinking. thats what i do sometimes hah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:09pm
  • This crap made it on tfln? This is bs! What about another good ole walk of shame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:05am
  • This makes zero fucking sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:43am
  • Omfg same! Evvvverytime I drink this happens to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:02pm
  • That shit only happens when I mix benzos with booze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:44pm
  • 5:29, youd die of blood loss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:44am
  • I think you mean defeats not deserts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:56am
  • I love how the ads on the side aren't even close to trying to be subtle anymore. shoptits? Riiight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:49am
  • Hhahaha that's like me! I always gotta do that when I'm trying to text when I'm drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:42pm
  • If you desert a porpoise it will die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:44am
  • My girlfriend got me a drunk patch to help with this situation.

    Submitted by hekate on Aug 15, 11 at 3:08pm
  • One-eyeing it is great. It just proves you're FUBAR'd. As long as you're not driving.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:27pm
  • haha yeah that sux been there b4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:56pm
  • Haha that sucks - 609 970 0869

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Yeah, that definitely happens 1 out of every 3 times I get messed up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:16pm
  • this text made it on tfln? richard, youve said funnier things. but i still feel honored because it was sent to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:16pm
  • ^ really? that's how you are going to get your point across?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:36am