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  • 77 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:30am

    stupidest thought ever

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:43am

    This makes zero fucking sense

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:09pm

    get an eye patch and put it on when you start drinking. thats what i do sometimes hah.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:05am

    This crap made it on tfln? This is bs! What about another good ole walk of shame

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:56am

    I think you mean defeats not deserts

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:44am

    5:29, youd die of blood loss

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:42pm

    Hhahaha that's like me! I always gotta do that when I'm trying to text when I'm drunk.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:44pm

    That shit only happens when I mix benzos with booze

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:44am

    If you desert a porpoise it will die.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:02pm

    Omfg same! Evvvverytime I drink this happens to me

  • 42 34
    Submitted by hekate on Aug 15, 11 at 3:08pm

    My girlfriend got me a drunk patch to help with this situation.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:27pm

    One-eyeing it is great. It just proves you're FUBAR'd. As long as you're not driving.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:56pm

    haha yeah that sux been there b4

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:49am

    I love how the ads on the side aren't even close to trying to be subtle anymore. shoptits? Riiight.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:50pm

    Haha that sucks - 609 970 0869

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:36am

    ^ really? that's how you are going to get your point across?

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:16pm

    Yeah, that definitely happens 1 out of every 3 times I get messed up.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:16pm

    this text made it on tfln? richard, youve said funnier things. but i still feel honored because it was sent to me.