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  • shame on you for only getting a handjob

    Submitted by creepshades on Jul 29, 12 at 2:47pm
  • I am so sorry, not just for the horrifying experience but for the fact that you still get handjobs.

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 30, 12 at 2:48am
  • Tell her to turn her rings outward first??

    Submitted by Linetrash on Jul 29, 12 at 2:21pm
  • Tell her to spit on it next time

    Submitted by badazzstunna on Jul 29, 12 at 2:37pm
  • What are you in high school still, who gets handjobs.

    Submitted by Michfan69 on Jul 29, 12 at 7:15pm
  • If you thought it hurt before, wait til you peel that thing off.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 30, 12 at 12:55pm
  • Dude do girls really not get there needs to be some lubricant, spit, even, to stroke a dude's unit?

    Submitted by nitro420 on Jul 29, 12 at 10:35pm
  • Ouch. Well, console yourself with the fact that your penis has lots of blood flow and the injury should heal quickly.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 29, 12 at 2:24pm
  • Are you 12? Who the fuck even wants a hand job from anyone other than themselves. Girls suck at it. All of them.

    Submitted by turbopatches on Jul 30, 12 at 1:11am
  • I'll make ur cuts go away ;)

    Submitted by sunny1370 on Jul 29, 12 at 3:55pm
  • Or how good she is at revenge.

    Submitted by cowbro on Jul 30, 12 at 2:53am
  • I know a guy that prefers handjobs over blowjobs any day if the week.

    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Jul 31, 12 at 12:02am
  • And do you mean literally, as in for real literally? Or are you using it like every other moron who says "literally" every other damn sentence.

    Submitted by turbopatches on Jul 30, 12 at 1:14am
  • Catwoman?

    Submitted by kid_cudi on Jul 30, 12 at 10:43am
  • Must have been that handfull of sand she told you would feel good!

    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 22, 13 at 8:26pm