I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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shame on you for only getting a handjob
I am so sorry, not just for the horrifying experience but for the fact that you still get handjobs.
Tell her to turn her rings outward first??
Tell her to spit on it next time
What are you in high school still, who gets handjobs.
Dude do girls really not get there needs to be some lubricant, spit, even, to stroke a dude's unit?
If you thought it hurt before, wait til you peel that thing off.
Ouch. Well, console yourself with the fact that your penis has lots of blood flow and the injury should heal quickly.
Are you 12? Who the fuck even wants a hand job from anyone other than themselves. Girls suck at it. All of them.
I'll make ur cuts go away ;)
magic penis healer?
Or how good she is at revenge.
I know a guy that prefers handjobs over blowjobs any day if the week.
And do you mean literally, as in for real literally? Or are you using it like every other moron who says "literally" every other damn sentence.
Must have been that handfull of sand she told you would feel good!