Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed