there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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