Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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