yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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