Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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Sorry, but Stacey was too lazy to keep track of multiple things and then brag about it... you lose
You have nothing. You don't get that title until you stop keeping track and your family sends police to your apartment to make sure you're still alive. I continue to reign as the laziest bitch on the planet. It's glorious.
I'm just going to skip "how?" and go straight to "why?" Never mind I already lost interest.
513 went to Obama. Enough said.
that's just unhealthy