One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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