Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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