Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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