For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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