the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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