Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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