i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I don't think brook has ever known best
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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