I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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