Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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