I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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