I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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