When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
