literally had 100 drinks last night.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
How drunk are you?
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